“You are a racist!”

“No, you are a racist. You racist pig!”

“I’m not a racist. You are a racist! You motherfucking racist!”

“How the fuck am I racist? Some of my best friends are black.”

“All my best friends are black.”

“Yeah, but you are still a fucking racist.”

“Look, why are us two white men even fighting over this? You know who are the real racists? Black people.”

“Yeah! Those motherfucking black people are the most racist.”

“Yeah! Those blacks are the real racists! And those spics, gooks, and arabs are all motherfucking racists!”