Tag: Harvard

It was bound to happen. I was certain of that for a long time. But not in the way it happened. Nor in the way of how I found out.

As some of you might know (I mentioned it before in my previous posts), my daughter just turned 21 this year and is expected to graduate next year with a BA in physics from MIT. Her dream is to become an experimental physicist. She is applying to CalTech and Princeton for her Ph.D. Her undergraduate thesis is the probe, characterization, and diagnostics of hard x ray (in the keV range) via multilayer crystal mirrors using a terawatt laser which generates the plasma scattered on thin foil image plates that’s behind a micron sized solid target. And it’s going to be published in a very high impact journal. It’s the best description of what I understand she is doing and I’m probably fumbling it.

She is famous in her department because she is smart and beautiful. She is—and I feel so proud to say—beautiful just like me, but even more beautiful, because she has naturally blonde hair and blue eyes. You can still tell she is Asian though. She has mongoloid eyelids and her nose is tiny. Otherwise her dad had given her all the superior genes. I feel some day she will be very famous, famous like Elaine Gu. Of course I’m not going to show you a picture of my daughter you perverts. She is as pretty as a movie star, a little bit like the across between Kristin Kreuk and Britney Spears, I’d say.

And yes she is dating. She is actively dating a mathematician, a second year Ph.D. student in math at MIT, and he looks just like John Nash in that movie the Beautiful Mind. They are just so cute together. When they walk on the campus of MIT, they looked like the Aryan king and queen of the future who will dominate all the rest of mankind. And I feel so proud.

What I didn’t expect was that my daughter had been in a free use relationship with all the white men at her department. Most of her friends are men. For very obvious reasons. And all of them are nerds. Many don’t have girlfriends. So for the shy, nerdy white guys who don’t have a girlfriend yet, my daughter had been generous enough to offer them sex for free.

I only found out when I went to visit her at her apartment in Boston. I slept in an adjacent room and I told my daughter that I was going out to visit my boyfriend (who’s at Harvard) and when I came back I saw my daughter having sex with two handsome young white males in the living room, and neither of them was her boyfriend. I asked her if John is okay with it and she says he knows. She says they are in an open relationship. And she tells me that both of them are super smart geeks.

She also reassured me that she only does it for white guys with superior genes. I shrugged my shoulders. Like mother like daughter, I suppose.